DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME 
Thanks for asking
I feel much better now
I got through another week
I really don’t know how.
 
Thanks very much for asking
The old troubles back again
I’m not one to talk about it
 I’m no stranger to pain. 

The doctor say my prostrate
is a miracle to behold
but I’m not one to complain
I know I wont grow old

 But thanks for asking
now its just pill after pill
but you’ll never hear me moan
even though I’m constantly ill. 

I s’pose I shall struggle on
 until the bitter end
I don’t mind the pain
me and pain are like old friends

 Me haemorrhoids don’t bleed as much
as they used to do
I’m still a martyr to arthritis
and I’ve just had Asian flu 

The doctor say I’ve got a syndrome
I dint quite catch its name
and it doesn’t really hurt that much
it’s just one extra pain. 

I know I’ve got some illnesses
I haven’t yet been told
Just look inside my hank’y
how’s that for a cold

 you don’t have to worry about me
I’ll probably be all right
As long as I take me tablets
I’ll probably last the night 

But thanks for asking
I’ll survive I’m sure
But I just cant understand
Why no one asks no more.